something I found online. I worry sometimes... Is this what some people (townies) think passes for morality?


"Are you tired of not getting any pussy? Are you tired of jacking off alone to pr0n of 8 yr olds you gathered off limewire? Well I have some great news for you!

GIRLS ARE FUCKING STUPID AS SHIT.

If you pretend to be interested in what they’re saying for at least 5 seconds they WILL FUCK YOU.

Get your head out of your ass, log out of WoW for a sec, and go outside to a bar or something. Find the saddest most depressed looking chick in the bar (she doesn’t have to be the ugliest) and make a show of striking up a conversation with her under the pretense that you care. Whatever she says, roll with it, no matter how stupid. Just listen and make knowing nods and brief consolatory comments. She will be jawing about some stupid shit...but have strength.

If alcohol is involved you should be able to fuck her tonight. Just persist. Remember, no matter how hard you pester her, if she says "yes" it’s not rape.

This works in almost any situation, not just the bar one given above. You can fuck literally any girl because they are all dumb as bricks. Just remember to only pretend to care about them. If you actually care about them you’ll seem too obsessive and they’ll smell that and this will never work.

Have fun. "