Things just go this way. You are making out with a guy who looks like a pretentious bearded douche bag. We are hanging out at your BIRTHDAY PARTY while you make out with him in the kitchen. Ill admit I wish on some level it was just me instead making out with you, but I think I wouldn't do it while the rest of your party sits around. OK, now *******(persons name) left. You now have 4 guys here, (me and 3 guys I dont even know) sitting here. At least the tunes are ok! But shit this is rude and awkward making, and how you guys are back and milling around like nothing happened so dont worry just have ...( it gets illegible from here on)